[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' [ttly.]
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [... I do it all the time. I DO IT WITH OPAGUE DOORS, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. D:]
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. ((Uhuhuh. It won't be long till I do, no doubt..]
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [... That's one of the things I'm famous for. D:]
[X] You have run into a tree/bush. [... and fell into one. >_>;]
[ ] You have been called a blond. [amazingly, I've never heard someone call me it. >_>]

TOTAL: 4

[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. [.. I'm resisting..]
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. [I didn't know it till a few weeks ago, though. >_>; Alsooo, Blaaaaa blaaaa blacck sheeep has the same tune too. : D]
[x] You just sang them to make sure. [ILIKESINGING. D:]
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [It's my default mode of travel.]
[X] You have choked on your own spit. [I CHOKE ON /AIR/. ARRGH.]

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. [Never seen it..]
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. [Actually, I'm relatively normal on this part. SHOCKHORROR.]
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [Yeah. Never somethin' srs, tho. :c]
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. [.. Ahem. >_>]
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. [... I JUST HAD EXCESS OF SALIVA THAT'S ALL. ;A;]

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class. [Never.]
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [It's either I stop thinking or I get so used to thinking all the time. GET THE VOICES OUT OF MY HEAD. D:]
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. [... My stories phail. c:]
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you [... My best friends do it. ALL THE TIME. ;A: *emo!corner*
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' [I'm often told to shutup and calm down?.. ;A;

TOTAL: 4


[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. [most legimate way. >3>;]
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally. [I'll go by the spider thing and such. Ech]
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. [I could so be helping by cleaning up some of the house at the moment..]
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. [.. Humiliating. ;A;]
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. [... Yes. ;A;]

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things. [...Yes. >_>;]
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused. [I tilt my head weirdly for anything.]
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before. [DUDE, IT'S ALL OVER YOUTUBE. D:]
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. [Mhm. >_>]
[X] The word "um" is used frequently. [ I just tend to warble and I make no sense. : D]
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. [AND 'HM'. MORI. : D]
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. [.. I'm lazy. OR I SHALL USE MY FINGERS. <D]

TOTAL: 7

TOTAL IN ALL: 27

% Mentally ill.

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: "I am __% Mentally ill."